Trade with vibes
not charts.
Describe your trading strategy in plain English.
AI backtests it, paper trades it, and goes live when you're ready.
Free forever plan available. No credit card required.
Pick your vibe
Five proven strategies, each with a personality. Find the one that matches your trading soul.
Steady Eddie
Slow and steady wins the race. Low-frequency, low-risk trades on blue chips.
+8.2%
6M return
Momentum Rider
Ride the wave. Buys breakouts with volume confirmation.
+18.7%
6M return
Dip Catcher
Buy fear, sell greed. Catches oversold bounces with precision.
+14.3%
6M return
Flow State
Zen mode trading. Mean-reversion in ranging markets.
+11.5%
6M return
YOLO Mode
High risk, high reward. Leveraged plays on volatile assets. ⚠️
+32.1%
6M return
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How it works
From idea to live trading in under 60 seconds.
Pick Your Vibe
Choose a preset strategy or describe your own idea in plain English.
AI Backtests It
Instant backtesting against 6+ months of real market data. See real numbers.
Paper Trade Free
Test with virtual money. Zero risk, real market conditions, forever free.
Go Live
Connect your exchange. AI trades for you 24/7. You sleep, it earns.
Your trading dashboard
Clean. Simple. No charts degree required.
$10,430.50
Active Vibes
+$310 (+6.2%)
Holding: 0.1 BTC
+$120 (+2.4%)
Watching for a 7% dip...
AI Feed
“Sold 0.05 BTC at $44,800. Locked in +6.4% profit. Taking a breather now. 😎”
“Market's choppy today. Sitting this one out. 🧘”
Simple pricing
Start free. Upgrade when your vibes start printing money.
Free
Perfect for testing the waters
- Paper trading only
- 1 active vibe
- 3-month backtest history
- Community vibes library
Pro
For serious vibe traders
- Live trading ✅
- 5 active vibes
- Full history backtest
- AI optimization tips
- Priority execution
- Discord community access
Elite
You profit, we profit. Aligned.
- Everything in Pro
- Unlimited vibes
- Custom AI strategies
- 1-on-1 strategy calls
- $0 when you don't profit
- Priority support
💡 Most users pick Elite -- zero risk, aligned incentives. You profit, we profit.
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good vibes only?
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